Duck

[Greg T.]

A duck goes into a pub, goes up to the bar and asks the barkeep:
"Got any bread?"

The barkeep replies:
"This is a pub. We sell beer."

"Yeah", says the duck, "but have you got any bread?"

The barkeep says:
"Ask for bread one more time and I'll nail your beak to the bar."

"Got any nails?" asks the duck.

"NO!" says the barkeep.

The duck looks at him and says:

"GOT ANY BREAD?"

 

[WAMO]

THAT ONE QUACKS ME UP!!!! COME ON, ALL YA'LL KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO SAY IT.

 

[Greg T.]

Eggzactly!