Happy Birthday Mrs. JLS...
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AlwaysWrite
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Happy Birthday to Mrs. JLS!
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JLS
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Rob...JLS took her out for breakfast this morning....Took her to the GOLF SHOW last Sunday...Bought her a new TaylorMadeRobadat said:
Happy Birthday, Mrs. JLS. Mr. JLS promises to take you out for a very expensive Italian dinner tonight, enjoy it.
Driver, 5 metal and #4 hybrid...Several gloves and a dozen of her favorite golf balls...PRO VI X...
And yes...Dinner tonight...
Cause around here everyone knows "she's a Saint"...
Cause she puts up with me...WTF...
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9andaWiggle
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Happy B-Day to the Mrs!
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Good Times Good Times
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Did she request the WMP as a gift as she progresses thru her b-day..........and into.........(wait for it)...........the evening?
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9andaWiggle
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Why would she ask JLS for something he can't give her?
BURN!!!
BURN!!!
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Good Times Good Times
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MAJOR BURN!!!9andawiggle 2 said:
Why would she ask JLS for something he can't give her?
BURN!!!
"Oh no he 'dent'"
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JLS
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#minus 9 and TGTG...that's some funny stuff ...
Now for the record...Thw WMP is delivered 4 times a week...52 weeks a year...
Why only 4 times a week???
Because she needs time to recover... and never ever two days in a row...
It's a real simple schedule....Odd days....the WMP gets delivered...
Even days...she recovers...
just so you know
Now for the record...Thw WMP is delivered 4 times a week...52 weeks a year...
Why only 4 times a week???
Because she needs time to recover... and never ever two days in a row...
It's a real simple schedule....Odd days....the WMP gets delivered...
Even days...she recovers...
just so you know
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AlwaysWrite
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Perhaps he whips out a hard half-inch and tickles her to death ...
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JLS
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Now that's some super funny stuff there....
A halh inch....I'm not #9...Or Pike...A half inch...LMAO....
It's a 9 by 3...known as a 27" cuber???or is it a 81" Cuber... my math is a little fuzzing...Old age does that...You know what they say...The mind is the first to go...
Thank Goodness the WMP is still firing...lmao...
And Math is not needed to launch the WMP...
just so you know
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9andaWiggle
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Just so you know, my WMP is known as the "Weapon of Mutton Pleasure".
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sevenpin63
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Happy Birthday Mrs JLS. But 49, how did an old fart like you get someone 21 years younger than you?
It sure is not from your good looks...oops.
And NO its not from WMP, ....... Wimpy Mouse Pump!!
It sure is not from your good looks...oops.
And NO its not from WMP, ....... Wimpy Mouse Pump!!
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Erica aka tornadogirl
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Happy Birthday to Mrs JLS
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