How do I go about "identifying as"?

9andaWiggle

9andaWiggle

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Since we all apparently have to "identify" our sexuality now, how is the best way to "identify" as sheep-o-sexual? Is there a bumper sticker I can get to let everyone know I'm a ram trapped in a human body?

I also expect a free pass for shitting on the grass anywhere I please. After all, I am a ram now.
 
AlwaysWrite

AlwaysWrite

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9andaWiggle said:
Since we all apparently have to "identify" our sexuality now, how is the best way to "identify" as sheep-o-sexual? Is there a bumper sticker I can get to let everyone know I'm a ram trapped in a human body?

I also expect a free pass for shitting on the grass anywhere I please. After all, I am a ram now.
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Dear 9andaWiggle:

Apparently, according to Barack Hussein Obama, you can take whatever sexual identity you want at any point in time. And logic indicates that you would also have the option of identifying as a non-human animal -- no questions asked.
 
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MI2AZ

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AlwaysWrite said:
Dear 9andaWiggle:

Apparently, according to Barack Hussein Obama, you can take whatever sexual identity you want at any point in time. And logic indicates that you would also have the option of identifying as a non-human animal -- no questions asked.
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Non-human would have been enough. We're all animals - some more than others. :)
 
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