IN Woman Becomes Consecrated Virgin

[MI2AZ]

Rare, 1 of 200 in USA, marries Jesus Christ.

someone who marries Jesus lives a life of "perpetual virginity" dedicated to serving the church and performing works of mercy while still living in the secular world.

 

[Greg T.]

That would make him a bigamist.

 

[WAMO]

WELL, IN ALL FAIRNESS G, HE IS JESUS.

 

[9andaWiggle]

That's nice. I'm glad Jesus finally found someone. After cutting my lawn, washing my cars, and painting my house I asked Jesus, "Why you work so hard? It's Saturday, you should be taking the day off!"

He said, "I don't have a woman, so nothing else to do. At least work keeps my mind off how lonely I am."

Good guy, Jesus. I hope they're happy together. Maybe he can talk her out of that virginity thing.