We’d do anything for our babies, but every time we say that someone comes up with a new thing that stretches the definition of “anything.” Would you give up alcohol? Take giant prenatal vitamins? Give up sushi and decently prepared meat? Sure. Now that you’ve done all that, how about you insert a little stereo speaker inside your vagina so you can serenade your fetus with the sounds of your choice. Someone has actually invented a tiny speaker for pregnant women to insert in their vaginas like a tampon.
I am totally picturing a tiny, cranky old man fetus floating around in a bubble of amniotic fluid, rapping on the inside of a woman’s abdomen and shouting, “Keep it down out there! I’m trying to sleep in here!”
I am totally picturing a tiny, cranky old man fetus floating around in a bubble of amniotic fluid, rapping on the inside of a woman’s abdomen and shouting, “Keep it down out there! I’m trying to sleep in here!”