New slogans for United Airlines

New slogans for United Airlines
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>> We have First Class, Business Class, and No Class.
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>> Our prices can’t be beaten...but our passengers can.
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>> We put the hospital in hospitality.
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>> We beat our passengers, not the competition.
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>> We have an offer you can’t refuse. No, really.
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>> Board as a doctor, leave as a patient.
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>> Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating.
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>> And you thought legroom was an issue.
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>> Proudly offering Admiral’s Club, Captain’s Club, and Fight Club.
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>> If our staff need a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feet.
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>> Good news: We’re serving free meals again. Bad news: It’s a knuckle
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>> We treat you like we treat your luggage.
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>> Fight or flight.
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>> You may have patients, but we don’t have patience.
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>> We have red-eye and black-eye flights available.
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>> We’ll even hit a guy with glasses.
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