AlwaysWrite
Addicted Member
1. Kidnapers aren't very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4. People call at 8 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 5 p.m.
9. Your supply of brain cells is down to manageable size.
10. You can't remember where you saw this list.
11. You note that the list is in Big Print for your convenience.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.
4. People call at 8 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat dinner at 5 p.m.
9. Your supply of brain cells is down to manageable size.
10. You can't remember where you saw this list.
11. You note that the list is in Big Print for your convenience.
