A county extension agent is visiting a farm and needs to use the toilet, but he remembers that there is no running water. So he hurries to the outhouse, where he finds a hired hand sitting there. The hired hand says, "Come on in, it's a two-seater." So he goes in and sits down. Soon afterward, the hired hand pulls up his pants, and as he does so, a couple of coins fall out of his pocket and goes down the hole. The hired hand shakes his head, pulls out his wallet and drops a $10 bill down the hole. The extension agent exclaims, "What did you do that for? And the hired hand said, "Well, I'm sure ain't going down there for just 35 cents."