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9andaWiggle
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When I was young and had no sense, I placed my balls on a hotwire fence. It curled my hair and burnt my balls. I shit in my brand new overalls!
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AlwaysWrite
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A county extension agent is visiting a farm and needs to use the toilet, but he remembers that there is no running water. So he hurries to the outhouse, where he finds a hired hand sitting there. The hired hand says, "Come on in, it's a two-seater." So he goes in and sits down. Soon afterward, the hired hand pulls up his pants, and as he does so, a couple of coins fall out of his pocket and goes down the hole. The hired hand shakes his head, pulls out his wallet and drops a $10 bill down the hole. The extension agent exclaims, "What did you do that for? And the hired hand said, "Well, I'm sure ain't going down there for just 35 cents."
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AlwaysWrite
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AlwaysWrite
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As an oldies music columnist, here are some titles that could well be true "oldies music" favorites in my neck of the woods, which includes a high percentage of senior citizens ...
* "ON THE COMMODE AGAIN" by Willie Nelson
* "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVING A FLASH" by Bobby Darin
* "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER" by Herman's Hermits
* "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR" by Procol Harem
* "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE" by Roberta Flack
* "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW" by Johnny Nash
* "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER" by Paul Simon
* "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE" by The Temptations
* "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP" by The Bee Gees
* "IT'S MY PROCEDURE, AND I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO" by Lesley Gore
* "DENTURE QUEEN" by ABBA
* "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS" by Ringo Starr
* "ON THE COMMODE AGAIN" by Willie Nelson
* "SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVING A FLASH" by Bobby Darin
* "MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER" by Herman's Hermits
* "A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR" by Procol Harem
* "THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE" by Roberta Flack
* "I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW" by Johnny Nash
* "FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER" by Paul Simon
* "PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE" by The Temptations
* "HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP" by The Bee Gees
* "IT'S MY PROCEDURE, AND I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO" by Lesley Gore
* "DENTURE QUEEN" by ABBA
* "I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS" by Ringo Starr
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AlwaysWrite
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Has any radio disc jockey ever been heard saying the following? ...
"A little later we'll hear from The Four Preps, The Four Tops and The Four Seasons, but next up, here's "Circumcision" by The Four Skins."
"A little later we'll hear from The Four Preps, The Four Tops and The Four Seasons, but next up, here's "Circumcision" by The Four Skins."
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