Brickguy221 (R.I.P.)
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Redneck Vacation...
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years
ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got
pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got
pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?" "I'm taking Earlene with me."
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells
Luther, "Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this
year I'm gonna do it different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years
ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got
pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got
pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?" "I'm taking Earlene with me."