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The new preacher in town looked exactly like Louis Armstrong. Everywhere he went people kept looking at him and saying, “Louis Armstrong! Louis Armstrong!” And he kept answering, “No, no, no!. I’m the Reverend Elias Jones, the new pastor."

One day the pastor went up to a house and knocked on the door. A woman answered and said, “Why, as I live and breathe, it’s Louis Armstrong visiting our little town!”

“No, no, no,” the pastor replied in customary fashion. “I’m the Reverend Elias Jones just trying to meet the people in my community. I’d like to help everyone with their problems.”

“Well,” said the woman, “maybe you can help us with a problem we’ve got. Our 21-year-old daughter is upstairs and she’s just crazy about men.”

“I’ll do the best I can,” answered the pastor. He went upstairs and knocked on the daughter’s door. Out came a stunningly, gorgeous young woman. She took one look at the Reverend, and squealed, “Louis Armstrong!” and threw herself into his arms.

“Well, helloooo, Dolly!” the Reverend replied.