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A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR SHOP IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's Office: "Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's Truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's Truck : "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's Truck : "Let us remove your shorts”
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door : "Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room : "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company: "We'd be delighted if you send in your payment on time. If you don't, YOU'LL be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.”
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's Office: "Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck : Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's Truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's Truck : "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's Truck : "Let us remove your shorts”
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door : "Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room : "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company: "We'd be delighted if you send in your payment on time. If you don't, YOU'LL be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home : "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.”
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