Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton

[AlwaysWrite]

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* O. J. Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's doctor
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

 

[Greg T.]

LMFAOROFPIMP!!!!

 

[9andaWiggle]

* Blue Bell ice cream
* Used car salesmen
* The new england patriots
* Vladimir Putin
* Kim Jong Un
* Iran
*A Ford Pinto in a rear-end collision
* Undercooked poultry
* Bernie Madoff

 

[Greg T.]

• An Obama endorsement

• Rosie O showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet

• German co-pilots

• Nigerian lottos wins

• The $35,000,000 arab shiek who keeps sending me emails

• Mexican building codes

• Duke strippers

• Chicago governors

 

[AlwaysWrite]

• An Obama endorsement

• Rosie O showing restraint at an all-you-can-eat buffet

• German co-pilots

• Nigerian lottos wins

• The $35,000,000 arab shiek who keeps sending me emails

• Mexican building codes

• Duke strippers

• Chicago governors

The potential list is endless.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

I wish I had enough TRUST in the American voters ... that a majority wouldn't actually be able to cast their 2016 presidential vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton. It should logically be a "slam dunk" that such a person couldn't be elected as U.S. president, but I wouldn't bet good money against it.