9's Accountant

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  1. radioactive

    radioactive Active Member

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    An accountant is in a car traveling with a 9 around his farm. They pass a large group of sheep and 9 says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?"

    The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two."

    9 is amazed. "Exactly right," he says. "How did you work that out so fast?"

    "Easy," says the accountant, "I counted the number of feet and divided by four."
     
  2. 9andaWiggle

    9andaWiggle Well-Known Member

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    What's even more astonishing... one of them only has 3 feet! :Roflmao:
     
  3. radioactive

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    Three feet of what? I thought you only had female sheep?
     
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