A plane misunderstanding


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A British Airways plane left Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot was Chinese, and it was the first time they'd flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seemed to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reached cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activated the auto-pilot, leaned back in his seat, and muttered, 'I don't like Chinese.'

"No rike Chinese?" asked the co-pilot. "Why not?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"

"No, no," the co-pilot protested, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese … doesn't matter, you're all the same!"

There were a few minutes of silence.

"I no rike Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announced.

"Oh yeah, why not?" asked the captain.

"Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.

"'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaimed the captain, "It was an iceberg!"

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg … no mattah … all f...kin same."