And the moral of the story is ...

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  1. AlwaysWrite

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    After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test, and she finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

    Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

    Husband: What’s up?

    Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.

    Husband: Well you don’t remember, don't you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. You said: 'Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.' So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.

    Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
     
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