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Greg T.

The Jizz Slinger
By the dreaded "Assault Van". Something MUST be done about all of these large, aggressive, evil, killer assault vehicles! Nobody except construction workers and those in the corporate freight delivery industry need nor should have access to ANY vehicle larger than a Mini Cooper!

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/23/world/toronto-van.html
And nobody needs a fuel tank that holds more than 10 gallons, or a vehicle with cruise control. And automatic transmissions allow people to change gears too quickly without lifting.
 

9andaWiggle

Addicted Member
And nobody needs a fuel tank that holds more than 10 gallons, or a vehicle with cruise control. And automatic transmissions allow people to change gears too quickly without lifting.
Yeah, and horsepower should definitely be limited somewhere under 100. Nobody needs to get to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds, and top speed should be governed at no more than 75 mph!
 

WAMO

Spanking His Monkey
GUESS YOU GUYS DIDNT READ THE FINE PRINT. HE WAS TRYING TO LOAD HIS AR AND LOST CONTROL OF THE VAN.
 

9andaWiggle

Addicted Member
Further, all vehicles not in use should be safely locked away in a secure garage with the primary fuel source removed from the vehicle. No more leaving these loaded, dangerous weapons unattended in the streets and parking lots! Statistics for 2016 show roughly 765,000 wheeled weapons of murder and mayhem were stolen, compared to only about 300,000 guns.
 
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