Eleven people on a rope

AlwaysWrite

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#1
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter in flight -- 10 men and one woman.

The rope wasn't strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave; otherwise, they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she'd voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ...
 

WAMO

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#2
BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND.THE ROPE WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD ALL OF THEM LONG ENOUGH FOR HER TO WHINE ABOUT HER LIFE.
 

WAMO

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#4
SEE, THATS IT AW. SHE WAS WHINING ABOUT ALL THE TIME SHE GIVES UP. THE MEN SHOWED TRUE COURAGE AND GAVE THEIR LIVES TO SAVE HER.
 

WAMO

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#10
HILLARY? OH, I MISUNDERSTOOD THE "HANGING BY A ROPE" STATEMENT THEN. CUZ IF IT WERE HILLARY, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AROUND THE NECK. OH WAIT, THEY STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN CLAPPING. DAMN!
 
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