Michelle Obama totally confused by simple wedding question

[AlwaysWrite]

Former First Lady Michelle Obama is totally confused when asked about how many years "she" has been married to Barack Hussein Obama. Watch this short video and see how she handles what should be an easy question ...

 

[Greg T.]

Because He/She never was married to him. His real name is Michael Robinson

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Because He/She never was married to him. His real name is Michael Robinson

... otherwise known in some circles as "Big Mike"

 

[livespive]

There are plenty of people that don't know that one......

That's what the dog house is for
but I will say it is usually the husband that is in it

Hell for the first few years my wife was quizzing me because we got married on the 23rd
and my best friend's birthday is on the 22nd, and I was getting them confused.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

There are plenty of people that don't know that one......

... but wouldn't you think a marriage partner could make a more-educated guess than "twenty-something" and "more than a decade" (in the same statement, no less)? And there was an implication that the children would know the date better than Michelle did.

 

[Greg T.]

... but wouldn't you think a marriage partner could make a more-educated guess than "twenty-something" and "more than a decade" (in the same statement, no less)? And there was an implication that the children would know the date better than Michelle did.

Because the kids were rented and were probably briefed better than Michael.

 

[livespive]

No,

I have heard worse.

To quote JLS, you must be from Mayberry?
Everyone keeps dates in their phones now, they suffer from CRS Syndrome.

Now if she gets tripped up on where the wedding was, or the kids birthdays I might ride this train.
But this is a common mistake that plenty people make so I can't buy into it (just yet).

... but wouldn't you think a marriage partner could make a more-educated guess than "twenty-something" and "more than a decade" (in the same statement, no less)? And there was an implication that the children would know the date better than Michelle did.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

No,

I have heard worse.

To quote JLS, you must be from Mayberry?
Everyone keeps dates in their phones now, they suffer from CRS Syndrome.

Dear livespive:

So, might that be Barack Hussein Obama's excuse for stating how many of the "57 STATES" he has visited in the U.S.?

 

[livespive]

Apples and oranges........

This question is one of those questions that could be on the Newly Wed Game, because you know someone is going to mess it up.

Dear livespive:

So, might that be Barack Hussein Obama's excuse for stating how many of the "57 STATES" he has visited in the U.S.?

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Dear livespive:

Do you believe that the person now known as Michelle Obama was born a boy or a girl? And are you quite confident of your answer?

 

[REVerse °]

So Big Mike is a He-she-bite?

 

[livespive]

I thought the question for debate was how long they were married, if they were married?

I could care less if it was a man or a woman, the first question would still remain.....

How long have they been married, if they really are.......

But I will tell you this, if she did get work done old Bruce Jenner should have went there

Dear livespive:

Do you believe that the person now known as Michelle Obama was born a boy or a girl? And are you quite confident of your answer?

 

[AlwaysWrite]

I could care less if it was a man or a woman, the first question would still remain.....

Dear livespive:

Interesting that you should refer to Big Mike as "it".

 

[livespive]

I remain "gender neutral" for now

Dear livespive:

Interesting that you should refer to Big Mike as "it".

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Dear livespive:

If hypothetically, you were asked if you would rather go to bed with Michelle or Melania, is it likely you'd choose Michelle (so that you wouldn't be accused of being racist)?

 

[Greg T.]

Dear livespive:

If hypothetically, you were asked if you would rather go to bed with Michelle or Melania, is it likely you'd choose Michelle (so that you wouldn't be accused of being racist)?

I'd choose Melania because I'm not queer. Plus.........well.............she's HOT!!

 

[livespive]

To funny, I wouldn't be racist because I am Black

One has ape-ish features, and the other looks like an alien, so neither are my cup of tea.

But if we had to choose, I would just take both

We are all the same color when the light go out

Dear livespive:

If hypothetically, you were asked if you would rather go to bed with Michelle or Melania, is it likely you'd choose Michelle (so that you wouldn't be accused of being racist)?

I'd choose Melania because I'm not queer. Plus.........well.............she's HOT!!

 

[AlwaysWrite]

To funny, I wouldn't be racist because I am Black

One has ape-ish features, and the other looks like an alien, so neither are my cup of tea.

But if we had to choose, I would just take both

We are all the same color when the light go out

Dear livespive:

GOOD ANSWER, my forum friend!

 

[Greg T.]

To funny, I wouldn't be racist because I am Black

One has ape-ish features, and the other looks like an alien, so neither are my cup of tea.

But if we had to choose, I would just take both

We are all the same color when the light go out

Oh, they're all pink on the inside?

 

[livespive]

Exactly

Oh, they're all pink on the inside?