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[Greg T.]

There once was a girl named Louise
Whose cunt hair hung down to her knees
So the crabs in her twat tied the hair in a knot
And they constructed a flying trapeze

 

[AlwaysWrite]

There once was a man named Sweeney
who somehow spilled gin on his weenie
Just to be couth, he added vermouth
and then slipped his date a martini

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Bill Clinton's loud protestation
on his fall to Monica's temptation,
"This affair is still moral, as long as it's oral,
Straight screwing I save for the nation"