Today, I am exercising my right to...

[9andaWiggle]

Identify as a black man!

As a black man, I'll be doing black man things. Like, going to work. Eating lunch. Going home after work to have dinner with the family. Maybe hang out and visit with the neighbors. Surf the web a little, maybe watch some tv. And go to bed when I get tired.

Who knows what I'll wake up and identify as tomorrow!

 

[Greg T.]

I'll be a black woman for a while. Just because.

 

[9andaWiggle]

I figure if it's OK to identify as a different gender, then why couldn't I identify as a different race?

 

[radioactive]

But 9..............Damn I almost said black men don't do those things, I almost did, but I didn't!

 

[9andaWiggle]

I'll be a black woman for a while. Just because.

In that case, you best get in that kitchen and make me a sammich, Bitch! Don't make me slap a Ho with my Pimp hand!

 

[livespive]

Been done, who was that lady that said she was black, but was white?

I think she was a professor or something.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/02/2...s-black-now-jobless-may-soon-be-homeless.html

I figure if it's OK to identify as a different gender, then why couldn't I identify as a different race?

 

[9andaWiggle]

Been done, who was that lady that said she was black, but was white?

I think she was a professor or something.

I missed that one. Damn, and here I thought I was being original!

Anybody identified as a different species? I'll go shit in the yard and tell my neighbors I'm identifying as a dog!

 

[livespive]

Yup you missed that one too. There is the lady that had plastic surgery to look like a cat...

Keep trying you will get one

I missed that one. Damn, and here I thought I was being original!

Anybody identified as a different species? I'll go shit in the yard and tell my neighbors I'm identifying as a dog!

 

[livespive]

Yup you missed that one too. There is the lady that had plastic surgery to look like a cat...

http://plasticsurgerybeforeandafter.blogspot.com/2010/05/cat-woman-plastic-surgery.html


Keep trying you will get one

 

[livespive]

Better watch it, if he is a strong Black Woman, you will get the shit beat out of you.

In that case, you best get in that kitchen and make me a sammich, Bitch! Don't make me slap a Ho with my Pimp hand!

 

[9andaWiggle]

AAARRGGHHH!!!

 

[livespive]

Maybe you need to be a sheep for a while so you can see how they feel when you're on the prowl

I missed that one. Damn, and here I thought I was being original!

Anybody identified as a different species? I'll go shit in the yard and tell my neighbors I'm identifying as a dog!

 

[9andaWiggle]

No way! I know what happens in the barn, and I don't want to be on the receiving end!

 

[livespive]

Some don't, but then some do, as I am sitting here at work typing while eating my lunch

But 9..............Damn I almost said black men don't do those things, I almost did, but I didn't!

 

[9andaWiggle]

Hey Greg, since you're identifyimg as a black woman today... SHOW ME YER TITTIES!!

 

[livespive]

If you know your black music (seeing as you said you are black now). You would know she said OK:

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?P...C1E5AAE698F3C5D9AB2FC1E5AAE698F3C&FORM=WRVORC

Hey Greg, since you're identifyimg as a black woman today... SHOW ME YER TITTIES!!

 

[Greg T.]

Hey Greg, since you're identifyimg as a black woman today... SHOW ME YER TITTIES!!

 

[livespive]

You gotta warn me

I lost my Yak

 

[9andaWiggle]

Wow. Greg definitely said OK!

 

[radioactive]

Sorry Live, I said I didn't go there! and Greg, DAMN, just DAMN! That looks like a woman that would beat the shit out of you then fuck you, then beat you some more just for the hell of it!.

I bet Allways Write is beating off!