Detroit Lions Fans' Oath Of Alligiance

[MI2AZ]

As written by Drew Sharp:


Before we project the coming season as only we can, let us first recite the oath of allegiance.

The same old stuff since 1957.

Makes 8-8 feel like a little piece of heaven.

A playoff win we hope for with each breath

Until finally freed by the sweet release of death

Woe, Lions

Meow

 

[MI2AZ]

Here's a sampling of his predictions for the season:

Game 1 at Indianapolis – Worried that the Colts’ tissue-thin offensive line can’t protect Andrew Luck while permitting the admittance of unwanted pass rushers, team ownership enlists the services of Donald Trump to build a wall around their quarterback. And have the Lions pay for it. WIN, 1-0 RECORD

Game 2 vs. Tennessee – The debut of the Lions’ new cheerleaders doesn’t have the desired appeal when it creates another special teams’ numbers calamity. The Lions have a field goal taken off the board when they’re flagged for 32 men on the field. WIN, 2-0

Game 3 at Green Bay – Owner Martha Ford openly wonders why there isn’t more national coverage over the Lions’ 2-0 start. When asked why ESPN isn’t around, she’s told that the Four Letter Network was doing a three-part essay on Jim Harbaugh’s latest prostate exam. LOSS, 2-1

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Dear MI2AZ:

Wonder what the "Oath Of Allegiance" might be for the pathetic Bucs and Jaguars, here in Florida?

 

[MI2AZ]

Dear MI2AZ:

Wonder what the "Oath Of Allegiance" might be for the pathetic Bucs and Jaguars, here in Florida?

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