He shouldn't have asked


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A woman in her mid-60s was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. And after watching her for a while, her husband asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband replies, "What did he say about your 65-year-old bum?”

"Your name never came up," she replied.