Brickguy221 (R.I.P.)
Member
An oldie but still a goodie .......
You're probably doing
most of these tips already, but maybe you missed one or
two...
How To
Maintain A Healthy Level Of
Insanity in
RETIREMENT...
1.
At lunch time, sit in your
parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars,
and watch them slow down!
2.
On all your check stubs, write,
'For Marijuana'!
3.
Skip down the street rather
than walk, and see how many looks you get.
4.
With a serious face, order a
Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
5.
Sing along at The Opera.
6.
When the money comes out of the
ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7.
When leaving the Zoo, start
running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives!
They're Loose!'
8.
Tell your children over dinner,
'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you
go....'
9.
Pick up a box of condoms at the
pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room
is.
And The Final Way
To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My
Favorite...
10.
Go to a large Department
store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell
out, "There's no paper in here!"
You're probably doing
most of these tips already, but maybe you missed one or
two...
How To
Maintain A Healthy Level Of
Insanity in
RETIREMENT...
1.
At lunch time, sit in your
parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars,
and watch them slow down!
2.
On all your check stubs, write,
'For Marijuana'!
3.
Skip down the street rather
than walk, and see how many looks you get.
4.
With a serious face, order a
Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
5.
Sing along at The Opera.
6.
When the money comes out of the
ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7.
When leaving the Zoo, start
running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives!
They're Loose!'
8.
Tell your children over dinner,
'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you
go....'
9.
Pick up a box of condoms at the
pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room
is.
And The Final Way
To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My
Favorite...
10.
Go to a large Department
store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell
out, "There's no paper in here!"
