Greg T.
The Jizz Slinger
Marriage ministries? Are you restricted to weddings? I can do funerals, last rights, all kinds of shit. Pretty much anything a minister can do, including start a church.A - American Marriage Ministries for the ordination. Same as Greg describes - fill out the form, click submit, and it's done. They make money selling the packages with the neato add-ons like certificates, clergy badges, and the like.
B - fuck no, I haven't converted.
C - sin all you want, you deviants. I'm not here to judge your lechery.