The Jizz Slinger
Lemme see if I have this down. People are getting a bug that affects their breathing, so other people buy more asswipe than would be needed to scrape the skin off of every parasitic chinese asshole for the next 30 years. The U.S. govt is supposed to send everyone checks to compensate for lost wages and things, but Pelosi won't allow it because.......Windmills and airplane farts. And now I'm sitting home thinking...WTF??? while I hold back the biggest shit since Willy Wonka used Ex-Lax in the chocolate factory. Does that about cover it?