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Bring on your wife beater. The Hose is back. Haven't tossed any Thunderstrikes in a while, but I still pick up hot chicks. Maria from Korea was over the other night for some action.
WAMO, I'm back and calling you out.
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So this is the Hose??
Glad to have you back.
Glad to have you back.
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I'll still hit a midget from time to time. Haven't touched a ball in about 12 years. Still travel some. Vietnam is my new place. Bought a motorbike and traveled for a few weeks.
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I gave up bowling for beekeeping. Hook up on Facebook if you'd like. Chris James. Also, James WannaBee Farms
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Nothing wrong with a midget, it's all pink on the inside.
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I haven't hit that skank in a while. She could eat more Dinky Links than Rudy.
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Ballard and CJ both told me you don't have Facebook. I was creeping on you.
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I get my second vaccine Saturday. After this shit is over with, I'll come down and catch up.
YEAH, SORRY, NOT A FB GUY. YEAH PLEASE DO. HAVE YOU TALKED TO BUTCH OR ANY OF THE OLD GANG LATELY? I HOLLARD AT ALOT OF YOU GUYS, BUT IT WAS THRU HERE. DIDNT KNOW IF YOU GUYS STILL HAD YOUR PASSWORDS AND HOOK UPS FROM BACK IN THE DAY. SECOND VACCINE? THEY GIVE TWO SHOTS FOR WHAT YOU GET FROM ALL THEM SKANKS?
TG told me she saw that on FB.
They ain't got a vaccine for that.
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The other dude, Brett Wolfe is a pretty good lefty.
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The chick ask me before I got the vaccine, when the last time I had sex. It's not protocol to ask, she was just hitting on me. I told her "about 20 minutes ago, if a BJ counted". I had a chick give me one to relax me because I was nervous about taking it. The nurse was a dog, or I'd have banged her.
THATS 2 PRETTY DUDES RIGHT THERE. YA'LL CAN PICK WHICHEVER 2 YOU WANT TO. I HAVNT TALKED TO JASON IN AWHILE. I DIDNT BOWL FOR 3 YEARS, SO I HAVNT BEEN AROUND THE CENTERS VERY MUCH. STARTED BACK LAST FALL, TORE MY LEFT KNEE UP IN FEB...AGAIN. BEEN SHOWING UP AT SOME OF THE SASBA TOURNYS TO SEE SOME OLD FRIENDS, WHEN I CAN. COUPLA MONTHS BACK I WAS AT PLANO SUPERBOWL WATCHING ONE. STANDING IN FRONT OF ME WAS BALLARD, CHRIS WARREN AND JOE VITO. I TOLD THEM THEY DIDNT NEED TO MOVE CUZ I COULD SEE EVERYTHING OVER THEIR HEADS. VITO JUST DUCKED HIS HEAD AND SAID, WAMO, YOUR NEVER GUNNA CHANGE, ARE YOU. GOOD TIMES GOOD TIMES. (YES A GT REFERENCE.)
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LOL. Glad to see some of you guys doing well. I had too many aches and pains in my back to keep bowling. The biggest thing was Sawbones. Dad and I were not close at one time. He was a great bowler in the 60's and 70's. I hadn't bowled in about 10 years, but started back up in the mid 80's. Dad came to watch a tournament, and he got the itch to bowl again. It was our time together, which I really loved. When he passed, I just didn't have the passion to keep it up. Now I've jacked my knee up and have to have it cut one. Meeting with the surgeon in the morning. I was never a good bowler, but I really enjoyed the fellowship. Good times, great memories.