Tasteless Jokes Thread. (NSFA)

[9andaWiggle]

The blonde's mating call: "I'm sooo drunk!"

The brunette's mating call: "Is that blonde bitch gone yet?"
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Two homeless guys walking along the railroad tracks come across a dead pig. The first one grabs his knife and fork, then digs in. "You want any?"

The second guy refuses.

When he's finished, they walk some more. After a while, the first guy stops, grabs his stomach, doubles over, and pukes his guts out.

The second homeless guy grabs his fork and exclaims "I've waited a long time for a warm meal!"

 

[Greg T.]

JFK and Bobby walk into a bar and the bartender says,
"What'll it be?"
JFK says, "Give us a couple of shooters."

 

[Good Times Good Times]

What's the difference between OJ and Simba? One's an African Lion the other is a Lyin' African.

What do you call 100 blacks in a field? Antique farm equipment.

 

[Greg T.]

How many Kennedys does it take to rape a woman?
Two, one to do it, and one to swear it never happened.

 

[Greg T.]

What's the difference between Jeffry Dahmer and Ted Kennedy?
Dahmer kills his partners, then has sex with them.

 

[Greg T.]

What do they call road kill in Dallas?
"Mr. President."

 

[9andaWiggle]

What's the difference between a cold sore and herpes?

One you get from snatching a little kiss...

 

[Greg T.]

What's the difference between a girls track team and a band of Pigmies?

One is a bunch cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Q: What's long and black and stinks?

A: A welfare line.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?

A: They don't want to miss it.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

God created alcohol so that ugly people would have a chance to have sex.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

Q: What's the similarity between Disney World and Viagara?

A: You have to wait an hour for a 3-minute ride.

 

[REVerse °]

I was thinking of a certain David Allan Coe song.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

I was thinking of a certain David Allan Coe song.

Dear REVerse:

This one?

 

[AlwaysWrite]

... and how about a little Jimmy Buffett?

 

[REVerse °]

 

[AlwaysWrite]

If you have a copy of this record, it's worth thousands of dollars. It's called "The Screw" by The Crystals, and needless to say, it never made the airwaves. Less than a dozen copies are known to exist.

 

[REVerse °]

Dear REVerse:

This one?

No, never heard that one. The one I was thinking of was N***er Lover. That may get me banned.

 

[Greg T.]

What's the flip side? "Ride the Hershey Highway"?

 

[Greg T.]

No, never heard that one. The one I was thinking of was N***er Lover. That may get me banned.

Nothing is sacred or off limits in this thread. ceptin porn. That would get ME banned